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"THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS."

“In Japan, you must always commit suicide to avoid embarrassment.” —Michael Scott

(Source: self-annihilation)
“What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany’s at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier. It’s priceless. As I’m taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It’s her father’s business. She’s Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico, but I go to Canada. I don’t trust her. Besides, I like the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son, and he’s the chief of police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadaro. She’s been waiting for me all these years, she’s never taken another lover. I don’t care, I don’t show up. I go to Berlin. That’s where I stashed the chandelier.” —Dwight Schrute 
“I think the greatest compliment you can give someone you first meet is, ‘You look much better in person than you do through binoculars.’” —Creed Bratton, Creedthoughts (via frivolitie)

(Source: alphastallion)
exubnic: WHAT. I get to be your young Padawan, bro!?!? :’D This would be my bro.

exubnic:

WHAT. I get to be your young Padawan, bro!?!?

:’D This would be my bro.

(Source: ttakemedancing)

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Happy would-be birthday, Johnny Cash.

(Source: lizard-on-ice)

whatafancyroom:

i don’t know why i made this post

Lauren and I. Heck yeah.

Lauren and I. Heck yeah.

“I don’t know who these new people think they are. I’ve sat downwind of Phyllis’ stinky perfumes for years. Never said a word.” —Stanley Hudson
“I’m always thinking one step ahead, like a carpenter…that makes stairs.” —Andy Bernard
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